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Musical Sketches - The orchestra during the performance of a tragedy

A Symphony of Penguins

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Elevator Music

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

How to deliver a baby grand.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Pogo Cellist

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

"Too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare and..."

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Quartet in the snow.

Conducting the crows.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

Musician hurts his nose.

Concerto for Two Horns

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

String Quartet Vending Machine

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Early music

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'