Humorist Orchestra-goer Mugs

Musical Sketches - The orchestra during the performance of a tragedy

A Symphony of Penguins

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Elevator Music

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

How to deliver a baby grand.

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Pogo Cellist

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

"Too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare and..."

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Quartet in the snow.

Conducting the crows.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

String Quartet Vending Machine

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

I'm leaving the band in order to pursue a solo career.

Early music

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

Musician hurts his nose.

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

Concerto for Two Horns