Concert Goer Humourist Mugs

'Not for me luv - you know I'm diabetic!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Free Bird!"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Songbird.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."