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Orchestra Arranged As Normal Excluding Man At Back With Gun To His Head

A Symphony of Penguins

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Quartet.

Sir Edward Elgar

Gustav Holst

Sergei Taneyev

No Instruments Please

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

WANTED The Strad Cad

Occupational Hazards.

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Johannes Brahms

Camille Saint-Saens

Pogo Cellist

Ludwig von Beethoven

Aleksandr Glazunov

Musician

Mozart Clarinet

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

Conducting the crows.

Quartet in the snow.

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

Cell Partners

Sergei Prokofiev.

Concerto for Two Horns

Musician hurts his nose.

Cats play the double bass

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

I'm leaving the band in order to pursue a solo career.