Fun Job Seeker Gifts

'We need someone to walk the plants.'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'He lives for his holidays.'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

How are you at decision making?

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"My biggest weakness? I'm a perfectionist."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Do you have any other skills?

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

In and Out Sourced.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Between Offices

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

If you're happy and you know it...