Fun Creativity Buff Pillows

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Bright idea

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Multi-Tasking

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"Outré or simply bad?"

The Thinker and the Doer.

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'