Fun Creativity Buff Gifts

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Bright idea

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Multi-Tasking

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!