Full Moon Celebration Gifts

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

Snow Moon

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

French horn.

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

Sabrage

'Full moon again Doctor.'

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

"Just a few hundred to tide me over 'til this Y2K thing is over."

'We really should get him chipped.'

"Full moon!"

"Thank heaven there are just so many full moons in a year!"

Closing Laugh Singles Bar

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

'It's a full Moon tonight: What a bummer you've lost your voice...'

Tips for an Eco-friendly Diwali from Wild Animals

Every full moon, Veronica turns into Were-Ronica.

"Will it crash in the new millenium?"

'Thus the big party.'

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake... there ain't even a moon out tonight.'

'Just because you happen to turn into a wolf during a full moon, dear, doesn't mean you have to act like one!'

"Unbelievable—Lohri's not even over and already the stores are putting out their Baisakhi stuff."

'We're hunters and gatherers but tonight we decided to eat out.'

"Well, it's a full moon somewhere!"

"Hudson, about our reservations to the Rainbow Room for the millennium - I raffled them off."

"God, I'll be glad when his genius grant runs out"

'According to my lunar calendar, it will be safe to cross the woods tonight: The wolves will be busy howling at the full moon...'

Lover's Lane and E-Z Pass Lane.

Clip 'n' Send Cards for Lockheed and Martin Marietta

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

The man on the moon.