Full Moon Gifts

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

'It's a full Moon tonight: What a bummer you've lost your voice...'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Burning the midnight oil.

Supermom.

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"First break since 2008."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'I'm a wife, a daughter, a working mother...and you're asking me if I can MULTI-TASK???'

'Good to see you back at work.'

Having It All

Glimpses One Dollar

Working mother

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

You missed a spot!

Children.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.