Full Moon Skeptic Gifts

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake... there ain't even a moon out tonight.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

'Full moon again Doctor.'

Rational explanations

Wind Warning on the moon.

'We really should get him chipped.'

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

How moons are born...

"Thank heaven there are just so many full moons in a year!"

"It's made of cheeeeese."

"Monster under your bed? You're old enough to know there are no such things as monsters."

High Cow tide tonight.

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

Snow Moon

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

'It's a full Moon tonight: What a bummer you've lost your voice...'

"Is that it? Blood Moon! I'm somewhat disappointed!"

'Just because you happen to turn into a wolf during a full moon, dear, doesn't mean you have to act like one!'

"Well, it's a full moon somewhere!"

'According to my lunar calendar, it will be safe to cross the woods tonight: The wolves will be busy howling at the full moon...'

'A meeting Thursday night? Hang on... No I can't: It's the full Moon, I'll be out howling with the pack...'

I was hungry.

"O.K., there's the moon - now give me a nice long howl instead of last night's yip."

'Well, I heard that your so-called jump over the moon was actually filmed in an Arizona desert.'

"Oh look, Dave. There's a lovely full moon out tonight."

"Sunrise, yes -- dawning of a new day may be overstating it."

#fullmoon

"It's bad enough that I can't sleep as it is!"