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'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

Snow Moon

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

French horn.

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

'Full moon again Doctor.'

Sabrage

"Just a few hundred to tide me over 'til this Y2K thing is over."

'We really should get him chipped.'

"Thank heaven there are just so many full moons in a year!"

Closing Laugh Singles Bar

"Full moon!"

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

'It's a full Moon tonight: What a bummer you've lost your voice...'

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Every full moon, Veronica turns into Were-Ronica.

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake... there ain't even a moon out tonight.'

"Will it crash in the new millenium?"

'Thus the big party.'

"Unbelievable—Lohri's not even over and already the stores are putting out their Baisakhi stuff."

'Just because you happen to turn into a wolf during a full moon, dear, doesn't mean you have to act like one!'

'According to my lunar calendar, it will be safe to cross the woods tonight: The wolves will be busy howling at the full moon...'

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"God, I'll be glad when his genius grant runs out"

Lover's Lane and E-Z Pass Lane.

'We're hunters and gatherers but tonight we decided to eat out.'

"Well, it's a full moon somewhere!"

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

"Oh look, Dave. There's a lovely full moon out tonight."

"O.K., there's the moon - now give me a nice long howl instead of last night's yip."