Full Moon Night T-Shirts

'According to my lunar calendar, it will be safe to cross the woods tonight: The wolves will be busy howling at the full moon...'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Halloween may be a little different this year.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Glimpses One Dollar

'Full moon again Doctor.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Small steps...

'We really should get him chipped.'

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

How moons are born...

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'Sure, his Mozart is good, but just WAIT 'til you hear what he does with a Hank Williams song!'

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

"Thank heaven there are just so many full moons in a year!"

"Full moon!"

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

Snow Moon

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

'Oh,look Henry - a FULL moon!!'

High Cow tide tonight.

Times of the day - Night.

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

'It's a full Moon tonight: What a bummer you've lost your voice...'

"That's nonsense! Just seeing a black cat means nothing! Now if it crosses your path on a moonlit evening, then, whoa baby, watch out!"

"Is that it? Blood Moon! I'm somewhat disappointed!"

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake... there ain't even a moon out tonight.'