Fuel Pump Investigator Gifts

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Bio Fuels.

Critical Ethanol report

Natural gas

I think I can...

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'Probably to put in his tank!'

Gas prices up.

Self Service Island

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'Do you have poop points?'

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

Fill In The Blanks.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'What luck!'

History of Gasoline.

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

Low oil prices.

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

Oil Profits

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

Facing a Cold Winter

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

Supreme Gas

Used Cars. The price of gas is $3.30 a gallon. The price of this baby is only $2.59 a pound.

Grades of booze

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

Peak Oil and its effect on car design.

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'