Fuel Price Detective Gifts

'How come gas prices go up more in summer,when people drive more?'

"It's a strange picture."

"What are they up to?"

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

It's the biofuel generation.

'Probably to put in his tank!'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

Fill In The Blanks.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

History of Gasoline.

Gas Prices

Low oil prices.

ATM at gas station.

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down..."

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

World Demand Price Up

Used Cars. The price of gas is $3.30 a gallon. The price of this baby is only $2.59 a pound.

He asked for it!

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

Oil-n-Gas Corp. made $250 billion last year! Its profits soared while we got gouged at the pump! Are you listening to me?! Did you say something? Meltdown. He loves getting worked up. You taunt because you care.

Not Just in Russia, Sanctions Come to You

Vulture oil inc.

"You say PAIN AT THE PUMP is now also PAIN IN THE RUMP!"

Gas prices.

'If the petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.'

"I don't think it was a mirage..."

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'