Fuel Prices Watcher Gifts

"You say PAIN AT THE PUMP is now also PAIN IN THE RUMP!"

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

It's the biofuel generation.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'Probably to put in his tank!'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

Gas Policy ? la Carte

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

Fill In The Blanks.

History of Gasoline.

"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."

Low oil prices.

Gas Prices

ATM at gas station.

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down..."

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

Used Cars. The price of gas is $3.30 a gallon. The price of this baby is only $2.59 a pound.

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

World Demand Price Up

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

He asked for it!

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

'If the petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.'

'The price of gas went up while you were filling up.'

Gas prices.

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

Oil-n-Gas Corp. made $250 billion last year! Its profits soared while we got gouged at the pump! Are you listening to me?! Did you say something? Meltdown. He loves getting worked up. You taunt because you care.

'How come gas prices go up more in summer,when people drive more?'

Vulture oil inc.

Not Just in Russia, Sanctions Come to You