Fuel Economy Champion Gifts

'Due to the price of fuel, I decided to ride a smaller, more cost-effecient bike.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

The Heating Oil Problem.

I think I can...

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'It's a hybrid.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Short Memories

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."