Fuel Budgeter Gifts

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Are we broke yet?'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'It's a hybrid.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Propane Supply

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

Rocket priced prams.

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

The last drop of oil...

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

'What luck!'

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

The Good News...

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Gas Guzzlers Will Be Blown Up In This Town - Drive Carefully.

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'