Fuel Budgeter Mugs

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'Are we broke yet?'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'It's a hybrid.'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Propane Supply

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

The last drop of oil...

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

Rocket priced prams.

'What luck!'

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

The Good News...

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'