Frustration In Dating Gifts

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

Life is for the birds.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Broken since March

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

"Every time I think we've sorted our marriage problems out, he comes home again!"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Is there a lemon law for husbands?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

The Adventures of Morton

Angry tennis player.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

New Listings From Frustration House.

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

I always strike out on blind dates

"If Neil could only be half the man he is in his texts..."

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'Time out He pulled a muscle,'

"A cable technician will be out between the hours of 8:00 AM and 4:00 PM, in the year of 2025. Please push one to confirm the appointment.

Brexit Part MMMCDIXIV

Throwing office equipment out of the window.

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

'The key to customer service is staying one step ahead of the customer. Especially if he's irate.'

Please listen carefully as our menu has changed...

Utopia.

'Hello, how can I offend you?'

'I haven't dated that many people. Why do you ask?'

"to place an order, press one. To cancel an order, press two. For billing information, press three. For sale items, press four. For returns, press five. For customer service, press six. For the nearest location, press seven. To enroll in a memory course, press eight."