Frustration In Dating Gifts

Life is for the birds.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Broken since March

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Every time I think we've sorted our marriage problems out, he comes home again!"

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

The Adventures of Morton

'Is there a lemon law for husbands?'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Angry tennis player.

New Listings From Frustration House.

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

I always strike out on blind dates

"If Neil could only be half the man he is in his texts..."

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

Brexit Part MMMCDIXIV

"A cable technician will be out between the hours of 8:00 AM and 4:00 PM, in the year of 2025. Please push one to confirm the appointment.

Throwing office equipment out of the window.

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

'Time out He pulled a muscle,'

'The key to customer service is staying one step ahead of the customer. Especially if he's irate.'

'Hello, how can I offend you?'

Utopia.

Please listen carefully as our menu has changed...

'I haven't dated that many people. Why do you ask?'