Frustrated Searcher Gifts

Trying to find a vaccine appointment is like trying to find a needle in a haystack. I made a playlist for your vaccine search. Start with the Bee Gees' "Stayin' Alive" when you're wondering why you're searching in the first place. When frustration starts to take hold, it's time for the Beatles' "Help!" Listen to U2's "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking for" as the search drags on. And when you finally get an appointment - Of course, Pat Benatar's "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"!

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"Hey! Get back here!"

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"A watched file never loads..."

'Make your wishes, but I can't promise anything regarding jobs.'

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

"Dang it."

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

Ryanair refunds

'And you get this free.'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

Road signs.

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

'I know the computer's slow, but this really isn't a better way to enter data.'

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"These kid computer games are so hard to learn that I've decided to skip my second childhood."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."

"Would you like to pay with card, cash or the dim and shredded remains of my remaining dreams?"

"If you would like to listen to music while you are on hold press 1, If you would like some quiet time to work out how much this call is costing press 2, if...."

"Every time I say this computer is supposed to be 'user friendly', it lets out an evil laugh."

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

"I put my best ideas on the internet and all I got was this print-on-demand shirt."

What's the sale price on scones? Zero percent off. It's a sale in name only. I see. How many can I get at the sale price? The sale mentality mocks me.

"How the heck do I know what the password is? That's just a line of flippin' dots!"

'If you trust your search engine more than you trust me, maybe you should switch doctors.'

"You feel like throwing your computer out the window? Sure, as long as it's fully depreciated!"

"I asked our tech support to escalate me to the next level...they transferred me to a suicide hotline!"