Frustrated Parker Pillows

Pay 'n' Park Jackpot

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'No it's still not fixed'

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

Keep Off The Hay

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

"No internet connection"

Self-Assembly Bookcase

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

"Dang it."

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

Kelly was the first to do Shakespeare in the park.

A military officer daydreams

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'I think I should take my hubby for counselling. . . his brain and hands aren't on talking terms.'

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

Man rakes up leaves so he can have a comfy nap.

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

Petting in the park.

Let's see, that is one..two..three shots into the water.

Angling in the Serpentine

"Seriously, who is it?"

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'