Frustrated Parker Gifts

Pay 'n' Park Jackpot

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

'No it's still not fixed'

Keep Off The Hay

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

"No internet connection"

Self-Assembly Bookcase

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"Dang it."

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

"Madonna's out early this morning."

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

Kelly was the first to do Shakespeare in the park.

'I think I should take my hubby for counselling. . . his brain and hands aren't on talking terms.'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

A military officer daydreams

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

Man rakes up leaves so he can have a comfy nap.

Feeding the birds.

Pet Games

Angling in the Serpentine

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'