Frustrated Folder Gifts

Advanced Origami

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Broken since March

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

Road signs.

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

New Listings From Frustration House.

"Sorry about the expletive."

Struggling with unwilling computers.

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'Wow, I really feel better already!'

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'

Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.