Frustrated Feedback Giver Gifts

'There's never an option that reflects exactly what I want to say.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'No it's still not fixed'

'The customers' suggestions make a lot of sense. I say, let's hire the customers and fire the staff!'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"A watched file never loads..."

Self-Assembly Bookcase

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'I think I should take my hubby for counselling. . . his brain and hands aren't on talking terms.'

Car Dealer

'It's got people contributing but it's a pain smoothing out all those notes.'

Ryanair refunds

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

Suggestions Box

"The doctor will bill you now."

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

Unfortunately of the 78% of people who completed more than 56% of the survey 98% thought it was a complete waste of time

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'Let's take turns saying what we like about each other...and fake it if you have to.'

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

'I know the computer's slow, but this really isn't a better way to enter data.'

Insurance Co. Your right leg? Oh, dear, that's unfortunate.

"These kid computer games are so hard to learn that I've decided to skip my second childhood."

"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."