Frustrated Feedback Giver Prints

'There's never an option that reflects exactly what I want to say.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'No it's still not fixed'

'The customers' suggestions make a lot of sense. I say, let's hire the customers and fire the staff!'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"A watched file never loads..."

Self-Assembly Bookcase

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'It's got people contributing but it's a pain smoothing out all those notes.'

Car Dealer

'I think I should take my hubby for counselling. . . his brain and hands aren't on talking terms.'

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

Suggestions Box

"The doctor will bill you now."

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Unfortunately of the 78% of people who completed more than 56% of the survey 98% thought it was a complete waste of time

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

'Let's take turns saying what we like about each other...and fake it if you have to.'

'I know the computer's slow, but this really isn't a better way to enter data.'

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."