Fruit Mugs

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

'I told you this would happen if you kept leaving your clothes on the floor.'

"They're not ripe until you can see the barcodes."

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

'Mum, Dad... I know you'll find this hard to accept, but I'm afraid I'm straight!'

End of Year Figs.

'Can't you squeeze me in?'

'If we're seedless watermelons, where did I come from?'

Fresh Prunes (Plums crossed out).

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Lemon zest...

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Pears figure skating

"I'm sorry, Mr. Lemon, but you've got lime disease."

Fruit store

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

Fruit Mart: Closing down, going into liquidiser.

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'You should put some more lotion on sweetie... you're starting to peel!'

The Seedless Watermelon Family

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

"It appears you've gone bananas."

Man juggling apple core.

That's what I call value.

"I like friut flies!"

'Since I started eating 5 portions of fruit & veg a day I have to spend most of the working day on the toilet.'

"And the defendant has the right to a trial by a jury of his pears!"

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"This is your second cousin. He ate bananas with every single meal. Do you know what they called him?"

"Just be yourself."

Apple Pie Abduction

Dates

No, No, No, Yes, No, Banana Bread.