Fruit Fun Mugs

"I'm sorry, but your last still life said you were constantly fidgeting, texting and sighing loudly!"

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

What the Doctor Ordered

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Gooseberry Fool...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Apple Pie Abduction

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

Ball as water-melon.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Plum jam...

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Believe me it's only an apple."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'