Fruit Gifting Mugs

"Y'know, these grapes aren't a patch on the ones I brought you last time!"

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Gooseberry Fool...

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Banana Split Personality

Apple Pie Abduction

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Peach flirting with a banana.

Plum jam...

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

End of Year Figs.

Conference Pears

Apricots

"No. You turn over."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

The Brazilian Blow dry

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'