Fruit Comedian Mugs

Pears figure skating

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Just be yourself."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Apples for sale

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Apple Pie Abduction

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Plum jam...

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Conference Pears

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Apricots

"No. You turn over."

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Lovers dressed as pears

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"We have a favor to ask."

"Well, then - two apples a day."

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"I like friut flies!"

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

Oh you smoothie

"Yes, it is hot in here."

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'