Fruit Stylist Mugs

Baby and banana

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Pina Coladas

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Banana Split Personality

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Apple Pie Abduction

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Ball as water-melon.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'What are you eating now?'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Conference Pears

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'