Fruit Ninja Mugs

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Apple Pie Abduction

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Peach flirting with a banana.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'What are you eating now?'

Best Seller

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Conference Pears

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Apricots

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

William Tell

Garden of Eden and scrumping