Fruit Fusion Master Mugs

Despite what the math teachers says, Thomas and Roberta demonstrated that multiplying apples and pears was possible.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Pina Coladas

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

American style Greek cafe.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Larry's Literary Market.

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

Mixed marriage: food fight

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"Do you have these apples in green?"

Apple talks to banana, as pear looks on, saying: 'Look, it's hard to explain ??" you're just a funny guy, OK?'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

What a pear?

"We had a summer thing."

Mom's Home-Deforested Cooking!

Baby and banana

An orange looks like a peacock to attract a woman shopper.

Transgenic apples - $5 each

"Plus cute. Did I mention extremely cute, for a fusion chef?"

1668: Just before innuendo was invented.

"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"