Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret
Fruit Rebel Gifts
Looking for a gift for the fruit rebel in your life? Discover quirky and colorful items that celebrate individuality and a zest for life. These products are designed to add a splash of fun and a rebellious spirit to everyday moments, whether on mugs, t-shirts, or prints. Perfect for those who dare to be different and enjoy a bit of fruity flair.
Thou Shalt Not!
Garlic Free Zone.
"Valet park only"
"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"
Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.
Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry
"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."
Hip-hop cops on stage.
"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."
"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."
'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'
Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...
Cowpunk
Punkcakes
'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'
"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."
"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."
The oldest swinger in town.
Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.
"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."
"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"
It's a gingerbread cyclops....I ran out of raisins!
'I hate Christmas!'
"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"
Punk Rock
The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.
Lance, the more I drink, the funnier you get! That's why the Fusco brothers are starting a campaign urging Americans to pour beer over their breakfast cereal instead of milk, as they read the comics.
"So that's a three bird roast."
Food-Snob Fear Factor
The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate
Naughty Food
Blind Date...
"Just because I paint sad bananas doesn't mean I am a sad banana."
"My parents decriminalized sugar."
Fruit Rebel Gifts Collection
Fruit Rebel Mugs
Explore more fruit rebel mugs and bring lively, rebellious energy to your coffee routine.
Fruit Rebel Pillows
Find more playful fruit rebel pillows to add a vibrant, rebellious touch to your living space.
Fruit Rebel Prints
Check out our bold fruit rebel prints and infuse your home with energetic, colorful character.
Fruit Rebel T-Shirts
Discover our fruit rebel t-shirts—perfect for showcasing your creative, stand-out style anytime.