Fruit Rebel Mugs

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

Thou Shalt Not!

Garlic Free Zone.

"Valet park only"

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

Cowpunk

Punkcakes

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

The oldest swinger in town.

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

It's a gingerbread cyclops....I ran out of raisins!

'I hate Christmas!'

"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"

Punk Rock

The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.

Lance, the more I drink, the funnier you get! That's why the Fusco brothers are starting a campaign urging Americans to pour beer over their breakfast cereal instead of milk, as they read the comics.

"So that's a three bird roast."

Food-Snob Fear Factor

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

Naughty Food

Blind Date...

"Just because I paint sad bananas doesn't mean I am a sad banana."

"My parents decriminalized sugar."