Fruit Preserve Aficionado Pillows

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

"Just be yourself."

Any time is cake o'clock

What the Doctor Ordered

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Apple Pie Abduction

Banana Split Personality

Large, wrinkly

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Tree Passion

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'What are you eating now?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Plum jam...

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week