Fruit Preserve Aficionado Mugs

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

"Just be yourself."

Any time is cake o'clock

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Plum jam...

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'What are you eating now?'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Apricots