Fruit Fermenter Pillows

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Gooseberry Fool...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Bottle Distillery

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The Brazilian Blow dry

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

I love what you've done with your hare.

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

Strawberry Shake

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Banana

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Yes, it is hot in here."

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Wine: New and Old.

Larry's Literary Market.

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"Do you have these apples in green?"

Doctor to patient: 'Tell me about these melon-collie feelings.'

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!