Fruit Fermenter Mugs

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Gooseberry Fool...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Bottle Distillery

"Believe me it's only an apple."

The Brazilian Blow dry

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

I love what you've done with your hare.

Strawberry Shake

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

Banana

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

Wine: New and Old.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Agricultural Research Lab. I've developed a new variety that's one-third larger -- What should I call it? The 'bananana".

Larry's Literary Market.

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"Do you have these apples in green?"

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!