Freelance Fermenter Pillows

'...well Martha's just converting some alcohol to acetaldehyde and then to acetate, and then to CO2 and water but I can get her to call you later...'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Burning the midnight oil.

What My Day Feels Like

Multi-tasking.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Back to work...

Working Late

Relaxing in the Sun

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Writers without borders.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Coffee shop

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Unicorn Working From Home

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Wifi whore

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Working from home

"Casual Payday."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

Email Notifications

The four housemen of procrastination

The Drawbacks Of Working From Home

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

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"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"