Freelancing Pillows

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

'When you work from home, the office parties are rubbish.'

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

'It's one of the perks of being self-employed.'

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

"I'm sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if I could borrow a little work?"

'I freelance from my home here.'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'I love being my own boss!'

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

"You should go freelance like me!"

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

FREElance Artists

'Freelancing might be a viable option.'

The freelance executive.

By line to support

"I envy you—laughing all day long, and being paid for it, too!"

'It's better to work for yourself in Hell than to work for someone else in Heaven.'

"Great to be back at the 'office', just a glass of water for me, thanks."

'Times must be hard, you're the sixth self-employed freelancer I've seen this week whose expenses exceed income...'

Side Hustle

"I used to work from home, but nowadays it's temporary accommodation."

"The Gig Economy's been good to me."

Cartoons to Order

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Writers without borders.

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

After years of pondering for big business, Roger decided to change tack and fret freelance from home.

'It appears more and more people are working at home these days.'

"Do you have any problems with sexual harassment at work?"

'Get a job? -- and give up freelancing?'

"Being a pet is all right, but I prefer being self-employed."

'The trouble with being self-employed is you can't nick office supplies!'

"The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.