Fruit Fashionista T-Shirts

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

A woman wears a fruit hat.

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just be yourself."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

"Beanirrito"

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Apple Pie Abduction

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Tree Passion

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Large, wrinkly

Prosecco

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'What are you eating now?'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'