Fruit Fashionista Gifts

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

A woman wears a fruit hat.

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

American Idol auditions hit a legal snag.

'I suppose you think you're funny?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just be yourself."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Banana Split Personality

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Apple Pie Abduction

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"Beanirrito"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Hardy Annuals

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Prosecco