Flower Fashionista T-Shirts

Sunflowers wearing sunglasses

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Titan Arum

"I had no idea that your husband was so decorated."

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Prosecco

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

Cow and Milk

Watering Flowers

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!