Flower Fashionista Mugs

Sunflowers wearing sunglasses

"What? I thought I was supposed to wear a boot in ear."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Titan Arum

Hardy Annuals

"I had no idea that your husband was so decorated."

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Prosecco

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Cow and Milk

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.