Flower Fashionistas Mugs

Titan Arum

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

An Unexpected Guest.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Happy Easter

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Labor Day Flowers

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Botany Baby!

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Frog flirting.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dog in Daisys

Bees SOS

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'In Love'

The wife whisperer.

Mad about Roses!

Valentine Day

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

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