Fruit Basket Aficionado Pillows

'For his funeral he said he wanted to have an open fruit basket.'

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

Tarzan of the Grapes.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Plum jam...

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'What are you eating now?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Conference Pears

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Apricots

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

William Tell

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.