Frugal Surfer Pillows

Internet Access@expensive.phone.bill.co.uk

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Turtle Hat

Baby on board.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cheapskate Cruises

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'No surf?'

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'Another nice wave.'

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

Electricity Bills

Card shark

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"