Frugal Fishers Pillows

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"There's more inside."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"Is that neat whisky?"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

How to do without

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

"I wanted to give Christmas bonuses but that would violate the separation of church and business."

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

'As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me ?4000.'

'Oh, just send it the cheapest way.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

Budget Recliner

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"