Frugal Finders Pillows

'You the guy who asked for the least expensive generic alternative?'

'As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me ?4000.'

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

"There's more inside."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Your future looks charming.'

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

Expensive greeting cards.

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

Everything for a buck.

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

How to save on your heating bill...

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

'Oh, just send it the cheapest way.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

Budget Recliner

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

Things of the past...

"Remember when all this was free?"

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

Airport Security. It takes longer getting through security, but by wearing all my clothes, I don't have to pay to check a bag!

"If it's any consolation, the economic pinch also forced us to give up cable TV."

"I'm just thinking about how much money we saved not going abroad."