Frugal Finance Fighter Gifts

Record College Tuition Inflation. This is hard for families with multiple kids in college. They're going broke by degrees!

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

Fries and kids

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

Student Debt

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

Breaking Through

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

Stress on GPs

Bernard Madoff's House Arrest.

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

Fraud Squad

"With me it's even worse. I'm still paying off loans from nursery school."

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

"We can't afford to go on holiday, and we can't afford to stay at home either."

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!